[Verse 1]
They beamed me up on a Tuesday
Half a burger in my hand
Ceiling opened like a curtain
Lost my footing, lost my plans
Silver room, fluorescent silence
Thought "Okay, this might be it"
They scanned my brain, checked all the channels
Shook their heads and said "That's it?"
[Chorus]
I got kicked out of the cosmos
Stamped "return to sender" on my soul
They said "You're way too weird for us, bro
Take him back, he's earthling trouble, let him go"
Even aliens don’t want me
Guess I’m stuck with my own species after all
[Verse 2]
They tried to read my browser history
Saw my playlists, saw my memes
Pulled the plug on the translation
Mumbled something about "disease"
Showed them love, showed them my heartbreak
Showed them every bad first date
They just pressed the giant eject button
Said "This one's above our paygrade"
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
If the universe can't handle me
That's a pretty funny fact
Guess I'll build my little planet
In this tiny rented flat
If I'm too much for the galaxy
Too extra for the stars above
I'll be king of all the misfits
Ruling over awkward love
[Final Chorus]
I got kicked out of the cosmos
They stamped “return to sender” on my soul
They said
“You’re way too weird for us, Bro
Take him back, He’s earthling trouble, Let him go”
Even aliens don’t want me
So I’m here with the odd ones at the bar
I got dropped from the mothership
But on this strange blue rock
I’m a beautiful bizarre
