LizZzochek

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roses are red
violets are blue
some poems rhyme
but not this one

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This dosen't make any sense
So gotta go

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
God made us beutiful
What happend to you

roses are red
violets are blue
i am at work
with nothing to do.

roses r red
violets r blue
u r so ugly
i hate u

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I've got a cold,
and I go "Achoooooooo"!

Rose are red violets are blue
when God gave brains
Where were you ?

roses are grey
violets are grey
i'm dead and colourblind

Roses are red
violets are blue
I like farm animals
moo, moo

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Please flush the toilet
after your poo.

roses are red
violets are blue
i need a new head
to think of something new....

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll knife your friends
And then, I'm coming for you!

roses are red
violets are blue
you will be dead
if i kill you

roses are red
violets are blue
i misspelled thread...
(something that rhymes with blue)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had laser-beam eyes,
That would be awesome.

roses r red,
violets are blue,
the hell is going on in here guys,
it's all so gay.!!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poop is green
Erm... right?
Checks toilet
Yep!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Was it yer mum last night
Or was it you?

Это все, надеюсь, вы посмеялись так же как и я:)