And the Oscar goes to... the Oscar goes to! George Nelson — a contributing editor of The Art Journal and freelance author of ArtNews — for his unparalleled bravery in covering the clandestine world of... gallery opening canapés and the hidden geopolitical subtext of museum gift shop postcards.

Yes, the Russian intelligence services have officially, with a straight face, declared his articles "outrageous" and lodged a most resolute protest against his incendiary internet provocations. Nelson's keyboard is mightier than any ICBM.

Видимо, сегодня машину я мыть не буду