Marathon of jokes⁠⁠

Для тех, кто в танке. Пост в сообществе тех, кто изучает английский. Игра слов/звуков на этом языке.

A man walks into a bar with a bag. He pulls out a small piano, bench, and a tiny piano player, who begins to play songs on the miniature piano.

The Bartender, intrigued, asks the man where he got it. The man proceeds to show the bartender an old genie bottle. He rubs it, and out pops an old, dusty genie. The man tells the bartender to make a wish.

The Bartender wishes for 1 million bucks. Lo and Behold, rows of ducks begin walking into the bar and filling the entire area. Frustrated the bartender yells to the man "I wished for a million BUCKS!"

To this the man replied, "Did you think I wanted a 9-inch Pianist?"