I am God⁠⁠

I am a being of pure negativity. I exist only to cause misery and discomfort to all who surround me and I shall take pleasure in this until I die by my own hand sometime in the future. I am not a human, I am pure hate and I hate you all. You are all beneath me. I live in the dark and do not work and I look down on all you morons that must work jobs. I hope the women in your lives give birth to retarded babies or miscarry. I hope your children with cancer die. I hope you lose your job.
My only god is the one who takes pleasure in people causing those around them to feel bad. His gratification is in seeing his followers do his work and hurt others to the point of suicide.
You all should kill yourselves. There is no hope. Only hatred.