Нужна помощь в переводе текста песен⁠⁠

Есть готовые песни. Музыка моя, текст на английском языке (сгенерирован ИИ). Хочется адаптировать эти песни на русский язык. Т.е. нужен не просто перевод, а именно адаптация под существующую музыку (сохранение ритма, рифмы и т.д.).

Искал на Авито и специализированных сайтах. Пока никто не смог помочь.

Есть люди, кто сможет перевести? Для начала хотя бы один текст. Если результат будет хорошим договоримся на перевод всех текстов на платной основе.

Один из текстов для примера

[Verse 1]

They beamed me up on a Tuesday

Half a burger in my hand

Ceiling opened like a curtain

Lost my footing, lost my plans

Silver room, fluorescent silence

Thought "Okay, this might be it"

They scanned my brain, checked all the channels

Shook their heads and said "That's it?"

[Chorus]

I got kicked out of the cosmos

Stamped "return to sender" on my soul

They said "You're way too weird for us, bro

Take him back, he's earthling trouble, let him go"

Even aliens don’t want me

Guess I’m stuck with my own species after all

[Verse 2]

They tried to read my browser history

Saw my playlists, saw my memes

Pulled the plug on the translation

Mumbled something about "disease"

Showed them love, showed them my heartbreak

Showed them every bad first date

They just pressed the giant eject button

Said "This one's above our paygrade"

[Chorus]

[Bridge]

If the universe can't handle me

That's a pretty funny fact

Guess I'll build my little planet

In this tiny rented flat

If I'm too much for the galaxy

Too extra for the stars above

I'll be king of all the misfits

Ruling over awkward love

[Final Chorus]

I got kicked out of the cosmos

They stamped “return to sender” on my soul

They said

“You’re way too weird for us, Bro

Take him back, He’s earthling trouble, Let him go”

Even aliens don’t want me

So I’m here with the odd ones at the bar

I got dropped from the mothership

But on this strange blue rock

I’m a beautiful bizarre

Музыка (фрагмент) тут.