Тыжпрограммист
Когда тебе говорят "ты ж программист, ты должен в этом разбираться", а ты всего лишь кто-то из них:
Software Developer/Engineer, Backend Developer, Frontend Developer, Full Stack Developer, Mobile Developer, Game Developer, Embedded Systems Developer, Web Developer, Data Scientist, Machine Learning Engineer, AI Engineer, Database Developer/Administrator, System Administrator, DevOps Engineer, Security Engineer, Firmware Engineer, AR/VR Developer, Blockchain Developer, Cloud Engineer, Salesforce Developer, Project Manager, Product Manager, Scrum Master, Agile Coach, Team Lead, Technical Lead, Development Manager, Business Analyst, System Analyst, Data Analyst, Quality Assurance Specialist, Test Engineer, Manual Tester, Automated Tester, User Experience Designer, User Interface Designer, Graphic Designer, IT Security Specialist, Cybersecurity Analyst, Data Architect, Solution Architect, Enterprise Architect, Cloud Architect, IT Auditor, Technical Writer, SEO Specialist, IT Sales Specialist, IT Recruiter, Network Engineer, Release Manager, Site Reliability Engineer, Data Warehouse Architect, Data Engineer, Big Data Engineer, Big Data Architect, IoT Engineer, Cybersecurity Consultant, Penetration Tester, Ethical Hacker, Information Security Manager, Cloud Consultant, Infrastructure Engineer, IT Coordinator, Customer Success Manager, IT Project Coordinator, IT Director, Chief Technology Officer, Chief Information Officer, IT Analyst, IT Support Specialist, IT Trainer, Business Intelligence Analyst, Business Intelligence Developer, Video Game Designer, Video Game Tester, Data Center Engineer, Hardware Engineer, Application Support Analyst, Systems Architect, IT Operations Manager, Virtual Reality Developer, Quantum Computing Scientist, Data Privacy Officer, Storage Engineer, Telecommunications Specialist, IT Procurement Specialist, IT Compliance Analyst, IT Service Manager, IT Asset Manager, CRM Developer, E-commerce Specialist, ERP Specialist, IT Change Manager, Help Desk Specialist, Incident Manager, IT Quality Assurance Manager, IT Risk Manager, IT Service Desk Analyst, Middleware Administrator, Network Architect, Network Operations Center (NOC) Engineer, Portfolio Manager, Service Delivery Manager, Software Architect, Software Tester, Solutions Engineer, Technical Consultant, Technical Support Engineer, Web Analytics Specialist, CRM Consultant, IT Governance Manager, ITSM Consultant, UX Researcher, Information Architect, Interaction Designer, Mobile UX Designer, UI Developer.
PS: список сгенерирован ChatGPT-4, в нем есть недочеты, но на суть ситуации это не влияет.