Check your English⁠⁠

- boy, I need some onion!

- sorry, mam, we don't have onion at the moment

- I don't care, I need some onion!

- but mam, we don't have onion in the market right now

- you don't understand me, I need some onion!!!

- well, mam, lets check your English. How many letters "p" in the word "apple"?

- two!

- right, mam! and how many letters "t" in the word "letter"?

- two!

- right mam! and how many "fuck" in the word "onion"?

- but there is no "fuck" in "onion"!..

- right, mam, there is no fucking onion!!!