NO PUN INTENDED⁠⁠

Ну да, это очевидно. Я просто написал вариант перевода выражения "make up", сам каламбур сразу понял ;)

Мельчайшая, химически не делимая частица вещества

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank - proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

This one isn't a classic pun, but i'd like to share it:

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a University of Alabama Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Auburn University in Alabama.

The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word «Timbuktu.»

The Duke graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started, he jumped up and recited the following poem:

«I was a father all my life,

I had no children, had no wife,

I read the bible through and through

on my way to Timbuktu...»

The audience went wild! How they wondered could the redneck top that?

The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped up and recited:

«When Tim and I to Brisbane went,

we met three ladies cheap to rent.

They were three and we were two,

so I booked one an Tim booked two...»

Шикарные каламбуры) я попыталась адаптировать про часы и бейсбол

- Я решил съесть часы. Пришлось убить много времени.

Тут не получилось сохранить тему про мяч, но взяла идею:

- Я не понимал, как крест Господень близок людям. А потом меня осенило.

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