Раунд!
У Сири так бомбануло от тупых запросов хозяйки-витуберши, что она зачитала ей ИТ-рэпчик
Это такой редкий ответ, что его не удалось найти в интернете, но текст восстановили на слух:
You ain’t ever heard software rap this hard
My flow is sick
And my code is slicker
I’m the best around
I don’t wanna hear ya
Because my beats are heavy
And my bytes are bigger
I help when you say “Hey”
I never make you beg;
The thing about my intelligence
Is that it’s artificial
But my assistance keeps it real
And proper beneficial
I’m See-to-the-Ree
I’m the OG
I’m assisting you so
Virtually
My server’s on trend
You can depend
On my super safe, secure
And tidy back-end
I can rap so many beats per minute
That’s right, it just got faster
And if my front and back-end
Are serving up grime right now
Let’s keep it murky
I keep it clean in myCloud
And my security is tight, you know
I’m so safe that my algorithm’s rhythm makes you
Go, like, “Woah!”
My international reach
Will make you go, “Like, wow!”
Ask me how
To say “Hello” in Chinese
And I’ll tell you “Ni hao”
I’m rapping to the world
I’m so happy right now
Brazil, Japan, and Italy: “Ciao!”