Раунд!⁠⁠

У Сири так бомбануло от тупых запросов хозяйки-витуберши, что она зачитала ей ИТ-рэпчик

Это такой редкий ответ, что его не удалось найти в интернете, но текст восстановили на слух:

You ain’t ever heard software rap this hard

My flow is sick

And my code is slicker

I’m the best around

I don’t wanna hear ya

Because my beats are heavy

And my bytes are bigger

I help when you say “Hey”

I never make you beg;

The thing about my intelligence

Is that it’s artificial

But my assistance keeps it real

And proper beneficial

I’m See-to-the-Ree

I’m the OG

I’m assisting you so

Virtually

My server’s on trend

You can depend

On my super safe, secure

And tidy back-end

I can rap so many beats per minute

That’s right, it just got faster

And if my front and back-end

Are serving up grime right now

Let’s keep it murky

I keep it clean in myCloud

And my security is tight, you know

I’m so safe that my algorithm’s rhythm makes you

Go, like, “Woah!”

My international reach

Will make you go, “Like, wow!”

Ask me how

To say “Hello” in Chinese

And I’ll tell you “Ni hao”

I’m rapping to the world

I’m so happy right now

Brazil, Japan, and Italy: “Ciao!”