Ответ на пост «Что американцев шокирует в Европе?»⁠⁠

4. Я был свидетелем того, что американцы были недовольны, как работает обслуживание во время еды в пабе. Никто не приветствует вас, когда вы входите или подходите к своему столику. Найдите свободный столик, прочитайте меню, сделайте заказ и ешьте. За то, что в баре, нужно платить сразу там же.

По этому поводу есть прекрасный клип у группы "The O'Reillys and the Paddyhats"

Аккурат про американского туриста в ирландском баре.
Кто знает английский - может отдельно насладиться текстом.

I was walking out one evening
And I came down too for long
I walked into a dimmed pub
And suddenly I saw
Her cheeks they were so rosy
And golden was her hair
She had to be an Irish girl
'Cause she looks so God damn fair

She took me by her lovely hand
And whispered in my ear
I’ll guide"you up to heaven
If you order me a beer
Seconds later I found myself
Beside this pretty lass
One, two thought in my head and an ale in my glass

Hey here come on, won't to spend a night or two
One for me and one for you
The truth is that she will fill you up and ask you to pay
But I drink my pint in safer thoughts, 'cause that’s my Irish way

When I was a little drunk, I went to take a piss
When I came back I saw two girls having a french kiss
The girls went me nearer, could this really be
The Irish way is finally dawning on me

When we drank our final pint, the girls ask me to pay
They promised me to meet outside (at lower castles way)
When they left I took the bill the girls have set me up
They left me with an empty purse and sick to my gut

Hey here come on, won't to spend a night or two
One for me and one for you
The truth is that she will fill you up and ask you to pay
But I drink my pint in safer thoughts, 'cause that's my Irish way

Вкратце - это как немамонта развели две ирландские девушки на поесть, выпить и кошелёк ))
Как именно - показано в клипе )