Перевёл некоторые отечественые анекдоты на английский. #2⁠⁠

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- What are your particular personality traits?

- The hatred of technical devices.

- Ok, we will call you back...

- No, it will be better if you send me a dove.

- There is a mouse hanged itself in your fridge.

- Everything is much worse. It died of starvation, and we faked the suicide.

- You know, Anna, when I am watching football I forget about everything...

- ...My name's Marina.

- Hey, man, where you climbing out of turn?

- I'll be quick, I just wanna ask...

- In toilet?!

- I want to hunt!

- I want to go fishing!

- Okay, let's compromise: lets go to shoot fish!

Two friends are talking:

- They presented me a talisman that attracts money. I attached it to the mirror in my car.

- So, do you feel it's impact?

- Yep! I crashed with a bank money-transfer truck three days in a row.

Two climbers are falling from the cliff. One is optimist, another is pessimist.

Pessimist:

- A-A-AH!!! I'm falling!!!

Optimist:

- Oh wow!.. I'm flying!