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- What are your particular personality traits?
- The hatred of technical devices.
- Ok, we will call you back...
- No, it will be better if you send me a dove.
- There is a mouse hanged itself in your fridge.
- Everything is much worse. It died of starvation, and we faked the suicide.
- You know, Anna, when I am watching football I forget about everything...
- ...My name's Marina.
- Hey, man, where you climbing out of turn?
- I'll be quick, I just wanna ask...
- In toilet?!
- I want to hunt!
- I want to go fishing!
- Okay, let's compromise: lets go to shoot fish!
Two friends are talking:
- They presented me a talisman that attracts money. I attached it to the mirror in my car.
- So, do you feel it's impact?
- Yep! I crashed with a bank money-transfer truck three days in a row.
Two climbers are falling from the cliff. One is optimist, another is pessimist.
- A-A-AH!!! I'm falling!!!
- Oh wow!.. I'm flying!