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How I discovered Pikabu.
I was at my favorite dining establishment, Pepi's Pizza picking up pizza for my local anti-Putin rally (invading the Ukraine was wrong and he should be impeached for that and hiding Snowden), when the waitress got my order completely wrong. After berating her for a solid 20 minutes, I got a call from this bitch who totally friendzoned me- she was going to abort her unborn child that she gave autism to with vaccines! Knowing that I had to stop her from abusing the new privileges granted to her by our socialist Obamacare, I got in my Prius (I used to have a Tesla but I had to sell it because it’s a typical Swedish piece of crap) and sped over to her house. As I slowly walked down the sidewalk, taking up the entire walking space, I got to her home and noticed two things: the horrible smell of cats and marijuana- both should be illegal. The bitch welcomed me inside. After hanging my fedora and BronyCon jacket at the door, I realized I would have to make the slut comfortable before pressing her on the topic of her abortion. I flipped on Russia Today news and set my iPod to play 'Blood on the Dance Floor' at a low volume, creating the perfect atmosphere for intelligent discussion. As we began to talk, I started to learn more and more about her- apparently she was related to the traitor Edward Snowden! The filthy woman was trying to defend his actions, so to avoid conflict, I started using my AT&T iPhone to look at my favorite website- redtube.com. The website was discussing Russian teens when pikabu was mentioned. I was already familiar with the site from the anti-pirating advertisements on tv and your famous Boston bomber terrorist but I decided to explore it more, so here I am! This site is pretty cool, except I’m pretty sure you all just want to marry me to get into Canada and reddit is way better.