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Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts

Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts


No ifs and’s, and/or buts. I fuck sluts


I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking


They'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking


But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking


Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to slut fucking!


I have a list. A list? Yes a list of all the sluts I've missed


I've never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking pissed


So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list


Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut sucking


Suck it slut, slut fucking bucket-list


Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond


They can be skinny with big tits or be skinny with small ones


Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh with their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash


But other sluts are pretty and funny and smart


These sluts can lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart


They can talk about science, music, or art


They can put you together or they can pull you apart


But don't trust these sluts, don't, don't you dare


They'll force you to trust them and love them and care


And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware


Of that hole in your heart that that dumb slut left there



[Outro]


So, you see, he was lashing out with sexist language because he had his heart broken. We all learned something

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