Нуарное⁠⁠

В городе грехов я не знаю подходящего стопкадра, который лучше б подошел к комменту

Чел, почему постами не выкладываешь? Это же самостоятельные шедевры.

Или как и я любишь жанр комментов?

Цнк, я прнс.

My regular evening alone with bottle was interrupted by a knock at the door.

This damn kingdom does not release you from its claws, not for a second.

Knock-knock.

Find a girl that ran away from the yesterday's ball and have her put this slipper on. Or I will have your head.

Something suggested in a King's voice that I must take this case.

Five gold pieces will loosen the tongue of any beggar in this damn kingdom. Soon I knew all that happened after the ball.

...the carriage turned into a pumpkin, the servants turned into rats, the girl's dress turned into castoffs and she ran that way...

I know every ugly gyrus of the kingdom, there was the only family in that direction that had daughters.

Oh, shrooms.

Sometimes you need less talk and more listening in my job.

...my older daughter! It's a done deal, your vagary at the ball will not change anything.

The King promised me that long ago! The Prince will marry her and you will mop the floors for the rest of your life!

Something didn't add up. Why does the King want to find this girl and return her the slipper if it was a done deal? I had to check one thing.

HEY! What are you doing there?

Eh... Masturbating.

Ok.

Over time, you start to feel setup for a mile away. But I got old. I got careess. And I got caught.

It's a worn woman's slipper you need to lick. For ten golden pieces.

I've only got five.

The slipper was poisoned. The King was removing the unkonwn term from the equation. Changing your plans is harder than pouring a slipper with poison.

I'm screwed either way. But I wasn't going to kill the poor girl. Not today. It's time to do something with my life. Something worthwhile.

Pst! Hey, Prince!

Hi. Masturbating?

What? No! Hey, come on, get up here.

The lovers were together. And it was time for me to meet guests.

Thank you! I will ask father to reward you generously!

Yeah, looking forward to it.

An old man dies, a girls remains to live - fair exchange. I was ready to sell my life higher when the case took a weird turn.

Creak.

Hell, lady!

That's not how you meet one who carries good news. Thanks for helping Cinderella.

In return, I have helped you. Don't worry, they won't come for you. His agreement with the stepmother has become... invalid. Now he doesn't need to kill you.

What have you done?..

Look, the package says that it's from the palace!

Wow! Then I must to try on this slipper quickly!

Fairy godmother wouldn't do that...

Hahaha! Fairy? I am a demon from the depths of hell, Cinderella has sold her soul to seduce the Prince! And you helped her! Hahaha!

HAHAHA

The case is closed. But I don't feel better. Another shitty day in a damn kingdom.

I think the man with such experience can help me. What do you know about princesses turned into frogs?

There is always a girl that wants something from me. I always agree. There is always one more case.

@cynicmansion , скажи, я могу использовать этот комикс, чтобы снять видеоролик по нему? Он шедеврален

Цнк, я прнс.

My regular evening alone with bottle was interrupted by a knock at the door.

This damn kingdom does not release you from its claws, not for a second.

Knock-knock.

Find a girl that ran away from the yesterday's ball and have her put this slipper on. Or I will have your head.

Something suggested in a King's voice that I must take this case.

Five gold pieces will loosen the tongue of any beggar in this damn kingdom. Soon I knew all that happened after the ball.

...the carriage turned into a pumpkin, the servants turned into rats, the girl's dress turned into castoffs and she ran that way...

I know every ugly gyrus of the kingdom, there was the only family in that direction that had daughters.

Oh, shrooms.

Sometimes you need less talk and more listening in my job.

...my older daughter! It's a done deal, your vagary at the ball will not change anything.

The King promised me that long ago! The Prince will marry her and you will mop the floors for the rest of your life!

Something didn't add up. Why does the King want to find this girl and return her the slipper if it was a done deal? I had to check one thing.

HEY! What are you doing there?

Eh... Masturbating.

Ok.

Over time, you start to feel setup for a mile away. But I got old. I got careess. And I got caught.

It's a worn woman's slipper you need to lick. For ten golden pieces.

I've only got five.

The slipper was poisoned. The King was removing the unkonwn term from the equation. Changing your plans is harder than pouring a slipper with poison.

I'm screwed either way. But I wasn't going to kill the poor girl. Not today. It's time to do something with my life. Something worthwhile.

Pst! Hey, Prince!

Hi. Masturbating?

What? No! Hey, come on, get up here.

The lovers were together. And it was time for me to meet guests.

Thank you! I will ask father to reward you generously!

Yeah, looking forward to it.

An old man dies, a girls remains to live - fair exchange. I was ready to sell my life higher when the case took a weird turn.

Creak.

Hell, lady!

That's not how you meet one who carries good news. Thanks for helping Cinderella.

In return, I have helped you. Don't worry, they won't come for you. His agreement with the stepmother has become... invalid. Now he doesn't need to kill you.

What have you done?..

Look, the package says that it's from the palace!

Wow! Then I must to try on this slipper quickly!

Fairy godmother wouldn't do that...

Hahaha! Fairy? I am a demon from the depths of hell, Cinderella has sold her soul to seduce the Prince! And you helped her! Hahaha!

HAHAHA

The case is closed. But I don't feel better. Another shitty day in a damn kingdom.

I think the man with such experience can help me. What do you know about princesses turned into frogs?

There is always a girl that wants something from me. I always agree. There is always one more case.