My gernam girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale from 1 to 10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling nine. That's best I have ever done.
-Do you speak English? -Yes -Name? - Abdul al-Rhasib -Sex? -Three to five times a week. -No, no...I mean male or female? -Yes, male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. - But isn’t it hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - Oh dear! - No, no! Deer runs too fast..
