Nikitanga

R: регистратор
Z: знакомый
R: Good evening!
Z: hello. I have reservation on name Sergay .....
R: For two nights?
Z: Yes.
R: Can I see your passport, please?
Z: Just a moment. Give, please.
R: Thank you. Do you want smoking or non-smoking room?
Z: Да, номер... то есть: Yes, please, smoking room!
R: Well... Таких комнат не существует!!!
Занавес.