Гимн Штатного Сисадмина

(начитывать под OST Gurren Lagann)

AN IT CROWD ANTHEM
Music and original song idea by Iwasaki Tarou (OST Gurren Lagann)
Rhymes are proudly presented by Floe Hetling

::CHORUS::
PRINT THE UNPRINTABLE
DELETE UNDELETEABLE
ROOT! ROOT!
BE AN ADMIN!

INSTALL UNINSTALLABLE
REPAIR UNREPAIRABLE
ROOT! ROOT!
BE AN ADMIN

What You Gonna Do Is
What They Want You Do
Break Your Fucking Leg
But Complete Your Task

This Is A Life Like
A Work In Hell, Baby
ROOT! ROOT!
BE AN ADMIN!

::VERSE 1::
Power To The Hub, Power To The Switch
Still Missing Ping, Fucking DNS Invalid
We Be The Most Invisible Workers From Company
But 'Ts Not Too Easy, 'Ts Fucking LAME!

Digging The Manuals, Nothing To find!
Eating Fast Ramen Just To Survive!
TOP in the *NIX, PROCEXP in MUSTDIE - - [prousezpi']
If WE CAN DIFFER ARE WE ABLE TO FLY???

Cuz Aside Of Our Purpose We Are Tasked In Things
Like Repair Our El'ctricity Network That Been
Wow! Completelly Killed By Stupidy Staff
Whose Are Using Their Kettles And Microwave Stuff Yo!

Still We Are Making Our Best To Believe
We Gonna Be Normally Paid For This Shit
But Oh! End Off The Month, Tons of Ramen In Fridge
And Uh Huh, This Ain't No Nap, You Know

::CHORUS::
PRINT THE UNPRINTABLE
DELETE UNDELETEABLE
ROOT! ROOT!
BE AN ADMIN!

INSTALL UNINSTALLABLE
REPAIR UNREPAIRABLE
ROOT! ROOT!
BE AN ADMIN

What You Gonna Do Is
What They Want You Do
Break Your Fucking Leg
But Complete Your Task

This Is A Life Like
A Work In Hell, Baby
ROOT! ROOT!
BE AN ADMIN!

::VERSE 2::
We Must Stuck Only To Real Things
Like Making Net Safer For The Company
Cuz Our Concurrents Goal Is Destroying Us All
The Possible Ways. We're Not Able To Fail!

But When The Thigs Work As Must The Things Work
Our Company Heads Says We Are Useless At All!
And The Firing Papers Are On Our Tables
Just Waiting Us To Sign Them All

::CHORUS::
PRINT THE UNPRINTABLE
DELETE UNDELETEABLE
ROOT! ROOT!
BE AN ADMIN!

INSTALL UNINSTALLABLE
REPAIR UNREPAIRABLE
ROOT! ROOT!
BE AN ADMIN

What You Gonna Do Is
What They Want You Do
Break Your Fucking Leg
But Complete Your Task

This Is A Life Like
A Work In Hell, Baby
ROOT! ROOT!
BE AN ADMIN!