Подарок⁠⁠

Нам пенсионный фонд готовит такой же подарок!

А на хую кольцо с брюликом)) А чё? Все довольны))

Not gonna get you a diamond ring,
That sort of gift don't mean anything,
Not gonna get you a fancy car,
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star,
Not gonna get you a house in the hills,
A girl like you needs somethin' real,
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart,
Somethin' special girl...

It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box, babe,
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box, girl...

"хоть бы новая шуба" наивно думала жена

Уровень мдк, если честно