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Mate of my mate has told me this story
He's russian and once he went to Kamchatka (far far away part of Russia) to his friends. But they're not just friends, they were poachers. Live in forests, catch great amount of fish with fishnets for later saling. And one of them had a small house in the forest near their fishnets. There they held a domestic she-bear Masha. So, about 5 years ago some hunter had killed an adult bear but hadn't touch her child - Masha. Taked care about her, hasn't ever hurt anyone, very cute one. But if Masha isn't held by a chain she usually steals some fish from fishnets.
So, the story begins.
This friend and his mates are sitting in that house drinking. Drinking a lot. One of them recognizes that they has forgoten to hold Masha with a chain and she should be stealing fish in this moment. So he wanted to give a good lesson to her. Comes to the river, takes one of fishes from the fishnet and starts bitting Masha's head saying: "Stop stealing my fish, bitch". Bited her for some time, then Masha left him. So, this man comes back to the house and find his friends staring at him like at ghost, faces white like snow. Next comes a dialoge:
- Guys, why're u staring at me, what happened?
- Did u finished with Masha?
- Yeah, bited her some times with fish and she went, what's wrong?
- Emm, just, Masha was held by chain all this time...