Как я с астронавткой НАСА познакомился⁠⁠

Всем известны нигерийские письма, что-то вроде "Я наследный принц Бодямба, мой дядюшка(папа, мама, сосед) скончался и передал мне клад, который надо вывести через тебя, о, мой лопоухий друг".

Сегодня я получил на почту гениальное письмо с Хотмейл, что-то вроде- Я астронавтка Наса, давай дружить и все такое. Конечно мимо такой завлекухи просто невозможно пройти, дружить я согласился. После чего прилетел шедевр развода. Если коротко- астронавка Наса болтается у берегов реки Ефрат с парой мешков(5.7 ляма)  мерьиканских денег, на которые злобные штаты собирались купить пару грузовиков оружия, но хитрая астронавтка решила все это замутить, и мне предлагается в этом ей помочь.

К письму были приаттачены пару фоток какой-то старой карги, похоже настоящей астронавтки Наса.

Собственно я к чему-чтобы убедится что меня не разводят, я попросил у этой милой женщины фото ее сисек вместе с лицом.

Интересно, как хорошо в Нигерии владеют фотошопом.

Hi Dear respected friend,

Well i am (Astronaut), working for U.S military base camp here in

Syria. The US Military Base is located north of the Euphrates River,

three miles from the town of Rawah, along a major route that connects

the Syrian border to roads leading north toward Mosul and east to

Baghdad.

I want you to know that we are being attacked by insurgents every day

and car bombs here in Syria. On January 1, during our rescue mission

assignment for a Jordanian Pilot (hostage) at ISIS Oil Facility, there

was a particularly brutal firefight in Raga, Isis's capital in Syria,

after defeating them, I came across a two crest box that contain huge

amount of money that belongs to the sponsors and supporter of ISIS,

which i believe that the money was meant for buying of weapons and

ammunition's, so we agreed by 9 Army officer on that rescue mission

that the money will be enclosed and be shared among all of us.

After we shared the money,i got a share of $5,700,000 (Five

Million,Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) US Government

has ordered relocation of my team to another US military base located

at boarder in between Jordan and Syria, so i need your assistance to

evacuate my share of the money out of this country(Syria) to your own

country. Before senior Army officials will discover it.

I am soliciting on you to keep it safe on my behalf till i come over

to your country, It's clear to me that you might be scared of this

proposal, but i want to let you know that i have made solid

arrangements with a Security Cargo Company that specialize on

diplomatic delivery and they have promised to deliver the fund through

diplomatic method to any of my choosing destination. This delivery is

going to be handle legally by the Security Cargo Company and there

will be no form of risk in the process and the money will be sealed

pack safely in a Diplomatic Box and the Diplomatic Box will be deliver

to you in your country by a Diplomat. I have decided to compensate you

with 38% of the total money once after the money is delivered to you,

while the rest balance shall be my investment capital in your country.

Please i need your assurance that if this money is delivered to you,

that you are going to be trustworthy to keep the money safe till i

arrive to your country to meet you, then we will plan on how to live

our life and investment with it.

One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter

to a third party, if you do not want to assist to this business please

delete this letter from your email box to avoid any leakage of this

information and it will be dangerous to me based on my position here.

I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you

will not betray my trust nor thwart my dream, though you may wonder

why I am so soon revealing myself to you without formal

introduction,well, I will say that my mind convinced me that you are

the true person to help me in receiving and investing this Fund.

Note; I do not know how long we going to remain here and my fate since

I have survived two bomb attack here, which prompted me to search out

for a reliable and trust worthy person to help me receive and invest

the Fund, because I will be coming over to your home country to invest

and start a new life as a retired Lieutenant soldier.

I hope my explanation is very clear but if you need further

clarification just let me know and i will explain further, I want to

let you know that here in the military base camp we are not allow to

make use of mobile phone, we only make use of radio message and email

communication, so please let us continue communicating through email

for the mean time.

Conclusively, i wish you could send me a reply immediately in regards

to this proposal, your urgent reply will be highly appreciated before

we relocated.

I wait to receive your acceptable reply as soon as you read this letter.

Kiss,

Jessica