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Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate son

Some folks are born made to wave the flag

Ooh, they're red, white, and blue

And when the band plays 'Hail to the Chief'

Oooh they point the cannon at you

It ain't me; it ain't me; I ain't no senator's son, no

It ain't me; it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no

Some folks are born silver spoon in hand

Lord, don't they help themselves

But when the tax man comes to the door

Lord, the house look a like a rummage sale

It ain't me; it ain't me; I'm no millionaire's son, no

It ain't me; it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no

Yeah!

Some folks inherit star spangled eyes

Ooh, they send you down to war

And when you ask 'em, "How much should we give?"

Ooh, they only answer, "More, more, more"

It ain't me; it ain't me; I ain't no military son, son

It ain't me; it ain't me; I'm no fortunate one

It ain't me; it ain't me; I'm no fortunate one, no

It ain't me; it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate son