College Humor ( Колледж Анекдоты) Английский юмор
Voice on the phone : John Smith is sick and cant attend class to-day. He requested me to notify you.
Prof:" All right. Who is speaking ?"
Voice: "This is my roommate"
Notify- Известить, Оповестить
Roommate – сосед по комнате
2
Prof : Can you tell me something about chemists of the 17th century ?
Stud : They all dead, sir
Chemist –химик
3
Prof: Hawkins, what is synonym ?
Stud: It’s a word you see in a place of another one when you cannot spell the other one.
4
During a Christmas exam, one of the questions was: What causes a depression? One of the students wrote: “God knows! I don’t. Merry Christmas !”
The exam paper came back with the prof’s natation: God gets 100, you get zero. Happy New Year!”
Depression – депрессия, спад, упадок.
Christmas Exam- экзамен в зимнюю сессию.
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The professor rapped on his desk and shouted: “Gentlemen, order!”
The entire class yelled : “Beer!”
Rap – постучать, стучать
Order –порядок
Order- заказывать
Beer- пиво